200 custom Yeti cups. That’s how many Joe Rogan sold in just 20 minutes.
“Why did he stop there?” you might ask. “Why sell only 200 custom Yeti cups, when it’s clear that people want more?” The answer is simple: he ran out. He ran out of custom Yeti cups. This is a tragedy! And it was a completely preventable one. See, we’re ready to make custom Yeti cups on a moment’s notice. When we saw this happening, we sprang into action. We crafted samples of the custom Yeti cups that we were prepared to offer, to keep Joe Rogan’s customers happy and to keep their money flowing to him.
And did it work? Well, no. But only because we had no real way to get in touch with Joe Rogan, and so we were reduced to showing him enticing images of our custom Yeti cups on his Instagram feed. Unfortunately, he wasn’t looking at the time, and so this opportunity to renew his supply of custom Yeti cups and satisfy his customers passed him by.
The good news is: you don’t have to be like Joe Rogan. When you need custom laser engraving, you’ll find that it’s easy to get in touch with us. You can use the convenient RFQ form below to let us know exactly what you need and when, and we’ll send you a quote to get the ball rolling. If you’d prefer, you can email us instead, or call our office. You can even activate the Laser Signal, a giant spotlight on the roof of the Gotham Police HQ that will shine our symbol into the night sky. When we see it, we’ll spring into action! The RFQ form’s a little bit easier to use, though, and it works day or night. So contact us today! Let us get you set up with custom Yeti cups. When your customers are trying to hand you money, don’t let them down like Joe Rogan did. This is your time to shine!
A customizable mug is a fantastic surface to work with. It takes something you want—visibility for your logo, business name or clever slogan—and combines it with something that everyone wants: the ability to carry a drink with them without spilling it everywhere. The right customizable mug marries these two desires perfectly! You get what you want, they get what they want, and the drink gets contained. Everyone wins! And the curved surface of a customizable mug is no problem whatsoever. We guarantee that your image will come out looking just as good as if it were on a flat surface.
So what goes on a customizable mug? Anything you can imagine. Company name and logo? Easy. We can knock out a thousand of those for you before you can blink. Commemorative gift for an event, like a race, a wedding or a retirement? Simple! We can easily mark a customizable mug with the relevant dates, so every sip is a reminder. Maybe you want the entire thing decorating in a tessellating pattern of interlocking unicorns and lions? That’s extremely specific, but hey, it’s your customizable mug! We’re here to make it look great, no matter what you want on it. And you’ll definitely have the only one like that out there.
Basically, there’s no reason not to have a customizable mug made just for you today. We can handle orders of any size, and mugs of any size. From novelty shot-glass-sized mugs to two-liter steins, we can do it all. Metal, plastic, ceramic or glass, it’s all the same to us. If you can find us a diamond mug, we’ll even customize that for you. Our lasers cut through all materials equally. We’ll fix it up to your specifications and have you ready to start drinking in no time!
“Customize koozie. Hey! Hey, man! You wanna customize koozie? Keep your beer cold. Guaranteed!” I looked furtively around the shadowy alley. The man lurking in the dark beckoned me in, his wares spread out on a dingy table before him. Cautiously, I sidled inside. “What do you have?” He gestured to the table. “Whatever you want. We make keychain, mug, cup, whatever. Special today on customize koozie. We customize koozie however you want. Want slogan? Want name? We customize koozie for you right here.”
He waved a koozie at me, and a bug ran out of it. I suppressed a shudder. Surely there had to be a better way! But with the government crackdown on free enterprise, these back-alley engravers were all that was left. And I needed to get this done. “Come on, man, don’t take all day. Deal for you! I customize koozie, throw in bottle opener for free. Good deal, yes? Customize koozie for you?” Reluctantly, I nodded. “Yeah, let’s do it.”
Suddenly, spotlights cut on, pinning me in place. A voice boomed out over a megaphone. “This is the police! You are engaging in illegal free enterprise. Put your hands in the air and step away from the customized items!”I turned to run, but I tripped and fell. Suddenly, I found myself on the floor of my bedroom, thrashing in my sheets. As I calmed down, I realized it had all just been a horrible dream. Free enterprise wasn’t dead! It was alive and well, and I was part of a shop that was keeping it that way. So don’t turn to shady back alley deals for your customizing needs! Whether it’s koozies or keychains, mugs or megalodons, drop us a line and let us know what we can customize for you!
Customized cups show everyone that you’re hip to the sip. That sounds a bit like an ad for an alternative energy drink from the mid-90s, but it’s all right because it rhymes. Rhyming is the most important piece of any ad slogan. Customized cups make you think when you drink! Customized cups: put some cheer in your beer! These lines may be cheesy, but they’ll stick with you. It’s like that song that you don’t actually like, but find yourself humming the chorus of, anyway. You know, the really annoying one.
Sorry, is that song in your head now? Apologies. Think about Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” That should get it out of there. If you can’t think of the words, just sub in “customized cups” for whatever part you’ve forgotten.
We’re no customized cups You customized cups and so do I A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You customized cups with any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up! Etc.
See? Just like that. I’m assuming I can just say “etc” at that point because if you don’t know the chorus, no amount of word substitution will help you. You’re on your own there.
But you’re not on your own when it comes to customizing cups! We’re fantastic at that, even better than we are at slogans and earworms. You tell us what you need, and we’ll put it on a cup for you. Any image, quote or logo, in any quantity you need! Any whole-number quantity, anyway. We can do fractions of a cup, but we can’t guarantee that they’ll hold liquids afterward. That’s what happens when you cut away part of a cup. Don’t blame us! Blame physics. We’re no strangers to cups.